Category Archives: satire

Deutschland is Hilarious.

“Huge War Games”

OMG, war games, help help!!!

“The war games have laid a foundation for China and Russia to enhance cooperation on an international arena and will lift the combat proficiency of both sides.”

Ummmm, sure, that makes sense, like a practice match…

“But these ‘games’ are deadly serious.”

Sure, because war is serious stuff, people die, they really do.

“Both agreed the countries would work together to maintain world peace and stability.”

That is not an Orwellian oxymoron, because war is real, the war games are only practiced so that real war can be avoided.

Look how real it is, it’s fake, but real, because war is real, that is why it needs to be faked.

Is it the Battle of Kursk? No it’s the Battle of Vostok!

A pageant parade? Yes, but war is real, people die you know, my great uncle lost a leg in the war, so there, war real!

This must be some esoteric secret runic code? Not sure…

Yes, these Generals need to conduct a fake war in order to avoid a real war, because war is real and very very dangerous.

Look at these brave young journalists, coming to report on the war action. What an adventure!

Here we have some brave soldiers testing out some new highly sophisticated weaponry. Lets hope they never have to use it for real.

Ummmm, I really don’t know what to say.



Third Reich Joke of the day